I'm going Homestuck

Your name is DAENNA FANTOM. As is was previously mentioned, it is not your WRIGGLING DAY. In fact, your WRIGGLING DAY is on the TENTH OF MAY, or so your human friends have told you. So unless it is the TENTH OF MAY, it is not your WRIGGLING DAY.

You have quite a bit of INTERESTS. You have a passion for PLAYING HUMAN INSTRUMENTS, such as the PICCOLO and the FLUTE. You also enjoy the human activity of WATCHING TELEVISION. However, you tend to only watch a few shows, such as DANNY PHANTOM and MY LITTLE PONY. If it wasn’t obvious, you are fascisnated with HUMAN CULTURE. You suppose. Despite trolls thinking that FASHION and APPEARANCE is pretty much STUPID AND DUMB, you spend quite a bit of time BEAUTIFYING YOURSELF. It brings you joy. When you’re older, you will be called to the throne as the EMPRESS OF ALTERNIA, thought you doubt you’ll be able to handle that responsibility. In the meantime, you obtain ADVICE from your friends on what to do. You often act too STRANGE for your friends to really DRILL THE ADVICE INTO YOUR HEAD, but you catch bits and pieces of it, which you TAKE TO HEART and APPRECIATE. You also tend to be a little PUSHY and AGGRESSIVE at times.

Despite enjoying solitude, you enjoy chatting with your friends, specifically your close friend and moirail. You use the popular chat client known as TROLLIAN. Your trolltag is phantomPiccolo and you tenD to capitalize your D’s and P’s, unless the letter is normally capitalizeD, in which you’D ProceeD to make it lowercase, an examPle being your name, daenna.

What will you do?